Call me Blue, but I am Over Green

What isn't green these days? You cannot turn around without seeing a new advertisement for some product that has now gone green (and doubled in price). Are they serious? I am going to pay twice as much for green toilet bowl cleaner? No thank you. Gimme something with good old fashioned bleach, and I am good. And when times are tight, regular bleach will do.
As if it is not hard enough to afford raising children in this day and age, but now advertisers are telling me that I am murdering the earth if I don't pad their pockets. THAT is the real green we are talking about here folks. Give me a break.